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#file under: alice's origin story is more interesting than anything else in this series #file under: the four chapters of new moon that are not chapters are the reason i want to punch stephenie meyer in the face #only not really #i want to do that because of this entire mess #stephenie meyer #twilight #terrible writing #new moon #eclipse

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How Not To: Write a Timeline. If your story is TAKING PLACE ON EARTH, you need know how Earth time works. You simply...
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The chronology of the first two Twilight books, told more honestly than the books themselves lmao
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I forgot how face-palmingly fantastic this blog is. Go read it and fight the scourge of Twilight.
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“Friday, Jacob loves Bella, Bella loves Edward, Mike and I both vomit.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
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everytime i see a twilight timeline, i still can’t wrap my head around how little time actually passed through the...
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so good. this book has no fucking plot.
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I find this pretty hilarious. :P
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