also into cats.

so HERE’S a thing that never crossed my mind. now all i can think about is fox sex, so thanks for that. and i’m publishing this because i don’t want to suffer alone, and now it’s become a whole thing because i can’t publish asks, tumblr u suk

So, my problem with this is that the last fantasy novel I read was Gregory Maguire’s Wicked Years, so basically the first thing that came to mind was oh, Sean would be a dragon trainer a la Trism Bon Cavalish, but then do you cast Tom as a sort of Liir Thropp?

Asking on Twitter, the next suggestion I got was “make Tom a Hobbit” because all my roommate knows about fantasy is maybe Game of Thrones, but I was watching Return of the King over the weekend. Well, Tom is super not a Hobbit so that doesn’t work. And let’s face it, if they were both in Game Of Thrones neither of them would live for there to be any kind of story.

So… Shai started throwing fairy tales at me, and… well.

The Little Red Riding Hood AU
In which Tom is the Big Bad Wolf.

Sean moves in with his grandmother when she falls ill, and he meets a boy named Tom who is rather more than he seems. (No grandmothers were harmed in the making of this fic.)

More trope meme fic?

GIRL WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN I HAVE BEEN BITCHING ABOUT HOW I HAVE TOO MANY IDEAS FOR AT LEAST A MONTH NOW OMG I AM NOT PREPARED.

you’re cute and i like you. 

that’s the thing. people seem to believe that you’re either heterosexual, or homosexual, based on the type of person you date. so, if i, personally, identify as bisexual but i’m dating a man, i’m automatically straight. (or if i, a bisexual, date a woman, i’m a lesbian.) it’s like, people can’t handle the idea that just because i am with this one person of this gender, i am still attracted to both.

in my case, if i’m thinking about sexytimes, 95% of the time it involves dick. but i’ve (to date) only slept with chicks. by some people’s logic, apparently i am a lesbian.

1. Tell you why I followed you. If I remember.
Followback! You actually had started tweeting at me, so I decided I should be up on what was happening. 

2. Associate you with something.
Empires and the name Cheyenne. 

3. Tell you something I like about you.
You are the last bastion of sanity in the One Direction ocean in which we are currently adrift. Help. 

4. Tell you a memory I have of you.
One time you bullied me into talking to Max Steger. Now my life is ruined. 

5. Associate you with a character/pairing.
Ethan/Silas/Rob OT3 

6. Ask something I’ve always wanted to know about you.
What does your username mean? I’ve googled, but I can’t figure it out. 

sorry, they’re for me and my roommate. :)

6: A song that makes you feel heart broken
 Yellowcard - Dear Bobbie (from Paper Walls)
Nope. Can’t listen to it. Not now, maybe not ever. It’s the whole thing with his grandfather reading the love letter to his wife, and I just. It came out at the wrong time in my life for it not to totally and completely rip my heart out. 

11: A song you listened to too many times and got sick of it
Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know
Stop. Just stop now. Thank you. 

Firefly: What has kept you going in the worst times of your life?

Music. My Chemical Romance. Melanie. Danie.

Or Celexa. You know.

Supernatural: What is your deepest fear?

Fire. I don’t know why, but for years and years I was scared to death of things catching on fire/the house burning down and all kinds of crazy shit. It’s literally my worst nightmare.

Now I have a lot of dreams about Izzy being hurt/dying/her arms falling off (???) and that’s very upsetting for me.